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Rowdy Tellez, Milwaukee Brewers. (Photo by Stacy Revere\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n
MLB fans are wondering if Shohei Ohtani likes 90s music, in addition to salty snacks, or if he has even heard of Zach or Seth Galifianakis…<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n
What made baseball fun this week resides in Los Angeles, the Southeast and of course, the Midwest.<\/p>\n
We are almost to Memorial Day, which means we have got some memories to make, Dawg. It has been engrained in MLB<\/a> fans’ memories what time to tune into the local RSN to watch your favorite team win, lose and definitely not draw, because tying is the most un-American thing ever devised since the metric system. Why Change<\/strong><\/a> when you can keep doing you, like Marcell Ozuna?<\/p>\n
It doesn’t take a Blind Melon to see that there is No Rain<\/strong><\/a> inside of Floridian domes, soon-to-be-condemned Milwaukee palaces and largely Los Angeles. But Don’t Cry<\/strong><\/a> when it rains in L.A., and please don’t use your illusion, bro. It may be hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain<\/strong><\/a>, but hey little thing, let me light your candle ’cause, mama, I’m sure Hard to Handle<\/strong><\/a> now, gets around.<\/p>\n
This week, baseball was mostly about All-Beef Teams, billionaire steaks, Funyuns and a bicoastal batter’s box feuds. Who doesn’t love that? It was a little salty this past week, whether that be the pettiness, or the discharge that seems to come out of Freddie Freeman’s eyes when he nears the Chattahoochee. It’s Simple, Jack<\/strong><\/a>. Just don’t ask Tug Speedman<\/strong><\/a> to make his eyes rain again for us.<\/p>\n
Without further ado, let’s get this thing poppin’ like Danny McBride<\/strong><\/a> controlling a fireworks show!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n
You’re just going to have to trust me that this week’s segments are absolute fire!<\/h2>\n
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- Hot cleats, Gatorade baths<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n
- This. Is. Florida. Baseball!<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n
- Look good, feel good, play good<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n
- The Dude of the Week, man<\/strong><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Hot cleats, Gatorade baths: Rowdy Tellez, welcome to the All-Beef Team, baby!<\/h2>\n
Do you know The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man! You better believe Rowdy Tellez sure does. As a card-carrying member of the All-Beef Team, The Muffin Man is clearly the alias for Miguel Jordan. It’s about being the best looking man from the ankles down. Herm Edwards<\/strong><\/a> would most certainly attest to this because you play to win the game. Hello?! Watch out. He’ll punch you!<\/p>\n
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Hot cleats, Gatorade baths: Rowdy Tellez, welcome to the All-Beef Team, baby!<\/h2>\n
Do you know The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man! You better believe Rowdy Tellez sure does. As a card-carrying member of the All-Beef Team, The Muffin Man is clearly the alias for Miguel Jordan. It’s about being the best looking man from the ankles down. Herm Edwards<\/strong><\/a> would most certainly attest to this because you play to win the game. Hello?! Watch out. He’ll punch you!<\/p>\n